Stage Banter? I Think Yes!

Wife Jokes

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!


* Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.


* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night, only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.


* My wife and I went to hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.


* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mud-pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.